My dear anon, we are because fuck it. I decided to focus on the present and worry later. He’s supportive and reassuring about everything and let me tell you he’s a keeper. Besides, we’re human first and other details second ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
Person I am reblogging this for. You know precisely who you are. I thought you could do with a bunch of silly fenecs to make your day better.
The one that just flops onto the sand pile made me laugh.
Look at all these dumb babies I want like 80 and then to be reincarnated as one because SHIT that looks fun
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
My favorite Assassin’s Creed games.
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives
aggressively positive spider
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now