if you dont love heavy you’re wrong
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??
[generic anime boy voice] hhhhAAAaAaaAAAaAAA???!!
RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE
RUSSIA IS INVADING UKRAINE
Yo instead of inciting multitudes of panic, explain the whole situation.
Yeah, Russia is “invading” Ukraine. However it’s not like they’re taking over the entire of Ukraine, rather Russia is sending troops into Crimea, an ethnically Russian area of Ukraine. After the riots and the overthrowing of the previous president, ethnically Russian people have been “put at risk”.
So the point is Russia is trying to protect ethnically Russian people from the others in Ukraine who want to be away from Russia. And they are doing so by force.
So now Russia has directly intervened in the process of democratically electing new officials in Ukraine.
Basically, NATO and the rest of the world is looking to Russia to not fuck up.
STANDBY FOR FRECKLEFALL.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why